What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you think of Hegseth calling The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, "a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes” after team Trump texted him their top-secret war plans on Yemen?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

What are some great short jokes?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?